March 4, 2021
Salt made from home-school tears
Put your lockdown time to good use and level up on your Bloody Mary skills (responsibly, of course).
Fresh from the crystallisation tanks, Hoxton Street Monster Supplies have put the frustration of the nation to good to use and created “Salt Made From Tears shed while Home Schooling“, a deep and complex flavour, it produces complimentary feelings of crushing defeat and maths-induced delirium. It even has hints of celery.
Whilst you’re there, don’t forget to check out “Salt Made From Tears of Hope“, a US election special, and “Salt Made From Tears of Boredom“, the perfect accompaniment to any lockdown dinner.
Words by Elena Guthrie
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